“This Better Be The Final Fantasy,” by Ian Blakeman
———— Ian from England wished to remain anonymous because the thought of being famous might make people go to his web page at http://nightmareprince.deviantart.com/. Therefore, we won’t tell you his...
View Article“Caffeine,” by Eirik Gumeny
I’ve found that at this point in the evening my train of thought tends to be an empty passenger locomotive dangerously low on fuel, more inclined than not to derail under a slight breeze, and...
View Article2 Poems by Tony Zurlo
My name is Nameless and I am a googleholic My friends said I needed intervention, that unaided ungoogling is unbearable, suggested Googleholics Anonymous (GA). (I had to google to find one, though) The...
View Article“thirteen things to do while waiting for your lover,” by Michaela A. Gabriel
assume a new identity every quarter hour: be saintly, paranoid, the lonely owner of a cat. butter a slice of bread on both sides. drop it. frown at the result and repeat your experiment seventeen...
View ArticleDefenestration: September 2007
Avast me hearties, and welcome to th’ September 2007 issue of that scurvy rag Defenestration! Here at Defenestration HQ, Talk Like A Pirate Day doesn’t end on September 19th. We start talking like...
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